Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Laughing All the Way

Photo Credit: Dylan Waters
“I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person.” ― Audrey Hepburn

My husband and I have been married almost a year now. There are just a handful of days left on the calendar, and as I review these last twelve months, I realize that I have spent a lot of time laughing as the bride of Chuck Bennorth. There is a certain level of intelligence, and an understated wit in his humor. His boys tease that "Dad Jokes" are synonymous with "Bad Jokes," but all I know is that he makes all of us laugh. 
Before I met Chuck, I became AWARE of him in our common Facebook group. He had commented on a post I made, and I was intrigued by the depth of his questions, and so, of course, I went and stalked checked out his profile. What I noticed was lots of friendly, supportive banter between him and his family and friends. Then I stopped.

On September 25, 2014, just a week before I had noticed him, Chuck posted this:
"This electronic cigarette is a waste of money. It melts every time I light it."


This, folks, is the joke that almost ended things before they started with Mr. Chuck Bennorth. I couldn't know that he wasn't a smoker, and that this type of joke is typical for him. I thought only a smoker would make a joke about his e-cigarette. Glad I made a point to ask, and didn't assume anything. His jokes got better, and I came to appreciate his subtle sense of humor.

What follows is a compilation of some of my favorite moments with Chuck, gleaned from our Facebook pages and memories of our first year together as husband and wife. 

December 25, 2014

Chuck: My fridge that usually holds some milk, cheese, chicken and a number of Powerades is now home to real food with many options, thanks to Denise. But, it is cool 😉. (See what I did with that? Fridge, cool? 

Never mind. I am eating better than I have in years 😃)

December 31, 2014

Chuck: Most people would be introduced to Chicago dining via a trip to one of the fine pizza establishments, such as Giordanos, or Portilos, maybe a Chicago steakhouse. But that would be to common place for us, so Denise and I took Bridger to Burrito Beach, not exactly ON, the Magnificent Mile, but within a few blocks of it, for his first Chicago adventure. We three, the two other diners and the Chicago policewoman that came in just as we were leaving all thought it was good enough. None of that waiting for nearly an hour and a half like at the above named pizza location for us. And the single digit temp walk along Michigan Ave is really under rated. After just a few minutes you could not even feel the cold parts of your body anymore. Bridger is quite the trooper though, not a complaint from him the whole time.

So, we will be introducing him to the world famous St. Charles-style pizza today at the local Giordanos. (Sorry Dylan, we will think about you while we are eating it.)

Red Light, Green Light Escalator
December 31, 2014
Denise: Chuck is teaching Bridger how to play the Red Light, Green Light Escalator game at the old mall that is all but a ghost town, Zack. After we take a driving tour of downtown St. Charles, we're heading home for Million Dollar Spaghetti and some Dr. Who on Netflix. Happy New Year's Eve!

Feeding my obsession; nice and tidy, labels out.

February 8, 2015

Denise: I made the mistake of telling Chuck that "I have a thing" about the cereal boxes on top of the fridge. I like them to look tidy, with all the labels facing out. Now WE apparently have a thing...here's how the next several morning played out, thanks to Chuck.

"You're just messing with me now, aren't you, Chuck?"

"But you SAID you want all the labels facing out. The labels are all facing OUT," he grinned. (You may notice we have an ABUNDANCE of bran flakes. Someone else has an obsession with that cereal. We never want to run the risk of running out of said cereal.)

February 15
Chuck says if a little plaid is good, a lot of plaid is better.

March 8, 2015

Hmm...my husband is chuckling away as he writes his blog post. Chuck has been wandering through the house snapping photos, and now he is quietly laughing to himself as he writes. I wonder if I need to be nervous about this particular entry.

You can see for yourself here in his blog post: JUST.

March 26, 2016
After I posted this Bitmoji cartoon on Facebook, Chuck responded:
I think you must be confused. My hair is a mixture of old blond and brown (isn't it?)

So, later...I edited Chuck's Bitmoji, and shared THIS comic. Note the "old blonde and brown hair" color this time. His response? "I look much better."

It's all part of our service here at Happy Acres. LOL.

May 9, 2015
If there were a classical music version of NAME THAT TUNE, Chuck would be a top contender, being able to cite the composer, as well as the title of the piece. He doesn't do quite as well with popular music featuring vocals. Take this morning, for instance...

Me: You would like Ebba Forsberg from Sweden. She reminds me of Carol King.
Chuck: Why, because she is old and dead?
Me: Carol King DIED?
Chuck: Didn't she sing HELLO, DOLLY?
Me: You mean Carol CHANNING?
Chuck: Oh. Yeah. Her.
Me: So Carol King is still alive, right?

See what I mean?
Whew. I was so sad for a moment...

May 25, 2015

Chuck: My favorite sign from the weekend was on a AAA truck Denise and I saw in the parking lot in St Louis.
"AAA Batteries 
Delivered and Installed"
And I am thinking, those little AAA batteries, delivered and installed, for the emergency situations when the batteries in the remote die?

June 14, 2015
Chuck and his youngest, Zack, introduced me to Dr. Who last summer. I was a little overwhelmed, to say the least.
Chuck is represented on on the left;
I'd be the one on the right.
Denise: Chuck, here ya go. I'm willing to give it another go. Maybe we can find an episode where people aren't getting blown to bits, and creepy mannequins aren't trying to take over the world. Yikes.
I love Downton Abbey. I love Monty Python. I love Are You Being Served. I love Mr. Bean. The BBC did NOT properly prepare me for the likes of Dr. Who. LOL.

On our way into Deerfield one morning, I spied a darling wing-backed chair at a yard sale. After a quick deliberation, it was determined we MUST have this chair. I gladly paid the lady $25, and she helped me tie it down in our trunk with some string. I hadn't counted on the "trunk ajar alarm" going off ALL. THE. WAY. HOME.

This popped up on Facebook...

Chuck: The bidding for our new chair starts at $300.

Denise:  Uh-oh. Is this a good time to keep my mouth shut, Honey?

Denise:Listening to the incessant dinging of the TRUNK AJAR chime for the next hour and a half won't bother you, will it, Chuck? 
Who'll start the bidding???  LOL.

Denise: Husband of the Year material right here. We have been listening to the dinging alarm for about 45 minutes, and Chuck is still smiling and laughing. What a guy! Almost halfway home...

June 27, 2015
Downton Abbey is rubbing off on Chuck.
He feels compelled to dress for special occasions.
Like biscuits and sausage gravy for breakfast. 

July 2, 2015
The Wheaton Municipal Band entertained the crowd last night with a patriotic concert. As I was looking over the program, I told Chuck the names in Illinois are so exotic and unfamiliar to me, I wouldn't begin to know how to pronounce many of them.
"Like what?"
I pointed to the program. "Like this."

He enunciated slowly, "FLUTE."

Thanks, Honey. Thanks a lot.

July 3, 2015

Chuck: So, here I am holding a rope that is tied to a Humpty Dumpty hot air balloon. Well, let me start at the beginning.

"Honey, I am not sure that I have the energy for this, but there is a hot air balloon festival in Lisle tonight." 
Thinking she would say, "Let's see how the day goes and how we are feeling," but instead getting "Really?? Wonderful, I am so excited!!!" We found a place in the grass to sit near the fence. Some guy comes by and asks "Is anyone interested in volunteering to be on a balloon crew?" One of us says "Oh, honey, let's do it!!" So that is how my beautiful bride Denise and I ended up on the balloon crew and how I ended up at the end of the rope helping keep Humpty Dumpty where he belongs. I can confidently say that his tumble from the wall did not happen on my watch.

July 4, 2015

Denise: "Mmmm...tastes like summer," I said after biting into my fresh tomato sandwich.

"I'm curious as to what summer tastes like, but there's no way I'll ever try that," Chuck said.

July 9, 2015

Typical morning. Chuck was leaving for work. It was 10 before 6, and we both noticed the free paper in the driveway. We started racing for it, trying to be the first to get there. I started laughing as he playfully held me back, and told me I'm lucky I'm not Zack (his youngest), or he would have hip-checked me into the front yard. Never a dull moment around here.

July 13, 2015

Chuck: I was going through the cupboards today looking for some food and I came across a couple of cans of mushrooms. I knew they must have been something Denise picked up accidentally, cause I know no one would never put them in a recipe intentionally. So, being the kind man that I am, I got rid of them for here before she ever even had to see them. I am sure my husband of the year award will be here soon.

September 5, 2015

Denise: Merry Christmas to ME! (And Happy Birthday...and Happy Anniversary...) I am now the proud owner of my very own BIG DOG lens! (70-200 mm) Chuck teased me that he would put it under the tree for me, and I panicked. I thought I would have to wait until Christmas to open it. NOT TO WORRY. 
I came home to this at midnight last night. 

Thanks, Babe! I am so stoked to use this at the Bristol Renaissance Faire ALL WEEKEND LONG!!!

September 14, 2015

Chuck: The irony of it all. Just earlier today I was telling my beautiful bride Denise to get whatever we need for the house, that she has very good taste. Then, when I get home, I find this little guy that just today replaced our timer that had trouble counting all the way back to zero.

October 4, 2015

Chuck: Seeing a few people taking 'selfies' around us, I asked Denise when was the last time we did a selfie. She responded "One we did ourselves?" It feels so good to laugh that hard every once in a while.

Yeah, I'm here for comic relief.

October 31, 2015
Chuck posted the picture of our odometer with this: Denise and I are going for a 5 mile car ride. 

October 29, 2015

Denise: Nothing ruins a Friday like realizing it's only THURSDAY.
I hurried home from Walmart so Chuck and I could chat during his commute home from work. On Fridays, he leaves at 3. I love having an early start to the weekend. I called him as soon as I got home.
I could barely hear his voice. "Are you already driving?" I asked.
"No, I'm still at work," he whispered. It was 3:10.
"But you get off at THREE on Fridays!" I protested.
"Well, they decided to have Friday TOMORROW," my husband informed me.
Chuck tells me I'm so adorkable, but honestly, how does he put up with me on days like this?

November 7, 2015
Chuck, after the elections: I kept hearing that if I did not vote, that I could not complain. Well, I voted, so now I have the right to complain. First off, I hate it when people cut me off in traffic. I don't like it when the sandwich restaurant insists on putting a pickle in with my cheeseburger, when I tell them I want it plain. And I really don't enjoy the blah late fall and winter days when there is no snow and beauty.

Well, I feel better. Thank you

November 25, 2015
Chuck: Personally, I think Denise could have been a bit quieter while I was laying down. Granted, I was laying on the floor, having collapsed from the sit-ups, push-ups, wall sits, chair steps while she was pushing through with the running in place, but really, I could have fallen asleep there on the floor if she had been quieter. (Great job my beautiful bride in the 7 minute work-out. Your husband is a bit out of shape.)

November 29, 2015
Before Chuck began the job of replacing our garbage disposer, I asked Chuck if I could get him anything.
"A plumber would be nice."
Thank you for being my handy man, Honey!

November 25, 2015
Handsome Husband Work from Home Day.
Need I say more?

December 7, 2015

"Well, hel-loooo!"

Chuck is entertaining Sierra and me with iPhone puppet shows featuring Mrs. Doubtfire at the SLC airport. I am laughing so hard. Love this man so much.

December 8, 2015

I had sushi with Sisi at the French Market beneath the Ogilvie train depot. We sent Chuck a pic of our lunch, and he responded "I'm so sorry you couldn't find something good to eat." 

And just last weekend, while we were wandering through Goodwill, I saw Chuck stop to take a photo. Before long, he had this posted on Facebook: 

That's right, hands up. Hand over the gold.
What is that other stuff? Myrrh?
Frankincense? Nah, never heard of it.
You can keep that.

Laughter, and lots of it, is sprinkled throughout my days. I'm so grateful. There's no one else I'd rather laugh with for the rest of my life. 


  1. How cool. I remember a bunch of these and as I'm reading I'm thinking dang has it been that long ago that "that" was posted. I'm beyond thrilled that you have found your forever laughter...

    1. Thank you for saying that, Rhonda. Chuck was made for me, and I for him. At least, that's how it feels. I couldn't be happier if I tried. Merry Christmas!!!


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